March 24th, 2011 at 4:11PM

Objectives

Today I had to work on my 2011 Objectives for my office job. There are seven bullet points filled with buzzwords, techno-jargon, and productivity slang to outline what I will do this year and how my managers can evaluate my accomplishments at the end of the year. I really hate doing this objective stuff because it’s all bullshit noise that clouds what you need to be doing. To really get things done you only need two objectives (in order of importance):

  • Be Awesome
  • Meet your deadlines

If you meet both of those, everything else is taken care of.

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